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GIF Reviews, Vols. I & II

By Alex Howe @alexhow ·

A Blunderbuss editor plumbs the spiritual and intellectual depths of two animated GIFs. The first installment in a groundbreaking series.

Flying CatWhy did the Soviets use dogs as experimental cosmonauts, rather than cats? Dogs are more impressionable, better clay for a mission, but cats are explorers. I’m sure Moscow had a red ribbon lying around.

With the arrival of a pet, a home takes on a new shape. The moon landing did the same for our home in space.

Apollo was only four decades after Lindbergh; we can forgive our disappointment that cars can’t fly. We were promised jetpacks. At least the robots are coming along.

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Monkey HugWe aren’t better than animals; atavism can be an improvement. Food, shelter, affection! I read about a girl who saw Oprah suggest “zones” for a child’s room: play, clothes, etc. The girl ran to her room and made zones, the first flowering of an OCD that dogged her for years.

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Alex Howe

Alex Howe writes poetry and regular sentences. After college, he moved to Vermont for an AmeriCorps service year, then to New York for internships at Men's Health and Business Insider. He would like to gchat with you about @utilitylimb. His email is howeas [at] gmail; his Twitter is @alexhow.

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