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Another Think Piece on Actor/Poet Kristen Stewart

By Patrick Gaughan @patrickgone ·

K-Stew, Kerouac, and the poetic identities of 23 year olds.

In Twilight: New Moon, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson sit in the back as their high school English class watches a black and white film version of Romeo & Juliet. The students sit eyes glazed, heads in hands. The teacher calls on Pattinson to repeat the last few lines of iambic pentameter, to prove he was paying attention. Violins swell, the camera moves up the aisle, ever closer to Pattinson’s face as he recites:

                                                       O, here
     Will I set up my everlasting rest,
     And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
     From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
     Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
     The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
     A dateless bargain to engrossing death!

To many fans and detractors of Kristen Stewart, this is what poetry is.
 
 
What I knew about her before she published a poem in Marie Claire: She played Bella, the protagonist of The Twilight Saga, five movies I hadn’t seen. She was romantically linked to her co-star, Pattinson. I knew this from the Internet and going to the grocery store.
 
 
Stewart is 23 and says her favorite book is On The Road. At 23, I said the same thing.
 
 
Mainstream press attacks the poem. A headline in The Independent: “Kristen Stewart Writes Worst Poem of All Time.”
 
 
Marina Hyde of The Guardian: “Yup, it reads like a middle-class fridge door.”
 
 
Poetry academics leap to Stewart’s rescue. Brian Kim Stefans of UCLA offers line edits. The Poetry Foundation’s Kazim Ali gives it eight paragraphs of glowing exegesis.
 
 
In 2013, following a break-up with Pattinson due to a fling with Rupert Sanders, Stewart’s director on the film Snow White and the Huntsman, she road tripped through the Southwest, escaping, writing poetry.
 
 
In 2006, my friend Gary and I flew from New York to his grandparents’ vacant one bedroom condoin Las Vegas. We drove their minivan around Nevada, Utah, Arizona, California, and Mexico for six weeks, sleeping in the van.
 
 
At a Q&A, I ask Barry Schwabsky, art critic for The Nation, for his take on the intersection of art criticism and poetry and autobiography. He says he prefers them separate, that art criticism should be “austere.” He says Genet on Rembrandt is incredible, but we can’t all write on Rembrandt, we can’t all be Genet.
 
 
Watching the film version of On The Road, in which Stewart plays Marylou, I find it hard to watch someone else play Sal Paradise. I played Sal for years. Before I walked into a room, I would, like an actor, take a moment to remind myself to think and behave as Sal would. A rotating cast of Carlos and Deans and Marylous circled around me, chasing an approximation.
 
 
Critic Hilton Als says, “Acting has come to this: engaging less in make-believe than in making a bad carbon copy of reality.”
 
 
The Marie Claire interviewer asks Stewart about upcoming roles. More blockbusters? Go indie? She replies, “I want people to watch me find something.”
 
 
     From My Heart is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

     …Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
     Spray painted everything known to man,
     Stream rushed through and all out into
     Something whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
     Through our windows boarded up
     He hit your flint face and it sparked.
     And I bellowed and you parked
     We reached Marfa.
     One honest day up on this freedom pole
     Devils not done digging
     He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle…
 
 
Many horror purists accused The Twilight Saga of not adhering to traditional vampire rules. When a vampire is exposed to sunlight, it’s struck blind and/or UV rays sear its flesh. In Twilight, the sun makes Pattinson’s chest glitter “like diamonds.” They deemed his vampire trivial, inauthentic. There was an established illusion, and no reason to create a new one.
 
 
Stewart and her role are inextricable. The Independent article accuses her of “doing anything she can to escape the brooding monotony of Twilight.” There are no other roles for her to play.
 
 
Is she playing her own version of Sal or Marylou in the poem? I can’t say. I don’t know her.
 
 
Years ago, my friend Cecile from Belgium was interning for The Wooster Group and wanted to stage something of her own. We wrote a script: she directed, and I played Cecile, or a character based on Cecile, and delivered a monologue about her father, a heroin addict. I never played it well. My dad was present, loving, still with my mom. When Cecile left, she invited me to Brussels to road trip. I didn’t go, but wrote a poem as if I had, a drive from Brussels to Southern Spain that never happened. I cast myself as Sal, the brooding young man, and Cecile as a female who needed a vampire.

     Le Chauffeur

     Gloria and I board this van, fenders orange
     hood and doors vacillate royal or sky blue. She tells me
     her father’s on a street somewhere

     a kilometer from her house: afraid
     she’ll see him, he’ll ask
     her for a coin, not recognize her,

     she couldn’t take that. That would be it
     for her. I flew here because
     she wanted to sell her bags

     doily frills denim. Her call, ‘You can drive, no?’
     I can’t stop moving. We come to towns by
     morning sun, fold out the table she speaks

     to the ladies, I sit, her nylon string guitar
     in my lap, marjoram dries
     on the dash. Evenings we lie in the van,

     sweat bleaches our feet. My father
     has a big wide bed in an empty room
     uncreased sheets an ocean from here but as I
     piss in the dirt back resting on the van I want Gloria’s father.
 
 
Hilton Als writes, “That’s the part about acting that always confused me: my intention. I have never had one, other than to be an actress.”
 
 
Sal is complicit in the action, but always a spectator, feeding off the candor and audacity of Dean. Sal catalogs, he is along for the ride.
 
 
Stewart, when asked to comment on this media blitz: “I stand by every mistake I’ve ever made, so judge away.”
 
 
I meet with one of my students. He says he never got into poetry, except for the time his girlfriend told him all about Sylvia Plath, her biography recasting each wave of syntax as a stage for the character, the celebrity.
 

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Patrick Gaughan

Patrick Gaughan’s poems, essays, & interviews have appeared in The Believer, Boston Review, BOMB, & others. He hosts the P L A T F O R M lecture series with Jon Ruseski. He is the artistic director of Xfinity Theater, & writer/director of the plays Fast Five (2014) & Today (2016). [twitter] [tumblr]

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