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The Best of Blunderbuss Search Terms

By Travis Mushett ·

“best internal swallow ever.” “porta reican girls wereing swimsuit.” The roads that brought you to Blunderbuss are strange indeed.

The paths that bring people together are often twisted, and those that have brought you to us are no exception. We love all of our readers, no matter how you stumbled across our humble publication. But judging by some of the things you’ve Googled, we think you may have been hunting for something other than a visceral humanist webmag. (Though, it seems, some of you certainly have a visceral interest in your fellow humans.) While we might not have helped you sate the primal drives that brought you here, we hope you’ve liked what you’ve found nonetheless.

What follows is a list of the strangest search terms that have led readers to Blunderbuss. Click the asterisk at the end of each term to see the article it led to.

-rico can’t move rico can’t talk *
-totally obnoxious *
-best internal swallow ever *
-island magazine eating with fools *
-if she were a porcupine she’d be more out than in *
-why does laila want to go home? and once again why is she sitting here? and why cant she get her own computer? *
-dating a blunderbuss * [Note: We have a nice stable of single editors! Hit us up!]
-rude and annoying and obnoxious
*
-www.two sister sex each other in night time *
-being rude, obnoxious, or demanding is an example of *
-my father is sitting on the sofa , everyday he is read a newspaper with my mother, and she is cooking *
-hi, how much do i owe you? i’m sorry. *
-could you live in a wolf’s stomach *
-how to annoy rude people at work *
-gatsby why was he contemptuous of young virgins *
-rush hour was awesome *
-tobey maguire orgastic future *
-describe your first impressions of nick carraway, the narrator. what can you infer about his experiences? do you trust him observations? why or why not? do you like him? what diction or commentary in the text supports your impressions? *
-stuff if you ingested would burn you from the inside out *
-i swallow my dream like i swallow all the cum *
-nick care away *
-is it rude to offer to bring food to an activist *
-porta recian girls wereing swimsuit *
-porta recian girls wereing swimsuit pictures *
-blinking bike lights nerdy *
-short upper lips of southeastern europe *
-little man seen in puerto rico *
-getrude sex classes *
-takeyour mind off obnoxious students *
-would a wolf survive tears in the stomach? *
-skyler walks into pool idiot *

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Travis Mushett

Travis Mushett was the editor-in-chief of Blunderbuss Magazine from its inception in 2012 until its demise in 2018. He holds a Ph.D. from the Columbia University School of Journalism where he wrote a dissertation about contemporary little magazines. Learn more about Travis' projects and escapades at travismushett.com, and feel free to hit him up via email at tmushett@gmail.com.

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